Lyra: There are fanfics about us! Look!
Bon Bon: *looks through wall, reads* ...That seems anatomically implausible.
Bon Bon: There's nothing there.
Lyra: They're WAVING at us!
Bon Bon: Does that sign say "Pony Season"?
nice xd hai Lyra x3
Wait a tick, I am not a human!
I am a pony
*Puts on glasses, or tries to*
I am a badflank of a pony.